Bad English Abroad – Part 2

For all of you who enjoyed Bad English Abroad, Part 1, it is with great pleasure that I present to you Part 2! Taken again across the spectacular Land of Smiles, enjoy this next collection of blissfully terrible English.

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Hide yo’ kids, wide yo’ wife… hide yo’ auntie and grandmomma too. Better yet, just stay inside. This is some seriously sneaky thievery!

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Photo courtesty of one of my very best vagabond friends, Katty! Check her out on Instagram @kattyjustdance 🙂

Who knew exercising highway safety could be so sexy?

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True words of wisdom, courtesy of Brother Tree.

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I think I’ll stick with the tonic water… I’ve been trying to watch my protein intake lately.

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“Yes, I’ll take the #17… extra K.Y. please.”

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11 pieces of quality crap for only 70 baht ($2!). What a bargain!

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And one more from Brother Tree; to compare, one must see that 2 things are, indeed, different.

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Broooooooo, you gotta try the wine. It’s legit.

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Ow ow! Bombay Restaurant is so very available, polite, and not spicy. If only their food reflected their incredibly positive menu.

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This was on the back of a schoolboy’s shirt in a neighborhood 7-11. Portrayed are all of his classmates’ names.

Anus. No, no.. it’s Anus Milk. My mistake!

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