For all of you who enjoyed Bad English Abroad, Part 1, it is with great pleasure that I present to you Part 2! Taken again across the spectacular Land of Smiles, enjoy this next collection of blissfully terrible English.
Hide yo’ kids, wide yo’ wife… hide yo’ auntie and grandmomma too. Better yet, just stay inside. This is some seriously sneaky thievery!
Who knew exercising highway safety could be so sexy?
True words of wisdom, courtesy of Brother Tree.
I think I’ll stick with the tonic water… I’ve been trying to watch my protein intake lately.
“Yes, I’ll take the #17… extra K.Y. please.”
11 pieces of quality crap for only 70 baht ($2!). What a bargain!
And one more from Brother Tree; to compare, one must see that 2 things are, indeed, different.
Broooooooo, you gotta try the wine. It’s legit.
Ow ow! Bombay Restaurant is so very available, polite, and not spicy. If only their food reflected their incredibly positive menu.
This was on the back of a schoolboy’s shirt in a neighborhood 7-11. Portrayed are all of his classmates’ names.
Anus. No, no.. it’s Anus Milk. My mistake.
Haven’t read Bad English Abroad, Part 1 yet? Jump back and enjoy! Or, have some more laughs with other articles in my Travel Humor section 🙂
OMG, I’m giggling at the cock part. Can’t help! 😛
My roommate was a Thai and one time she made me a tom yam soup when I got sick, and she was like, “But Marya, when I put Meki, it became salty…”
I couldn’t help but laugh because Meki in my mother tongue is a slang word for vagina, when it turned out she meant Maggi the seasoning brand. I indeed love Thai accent because of this. 😀
Hahaha that is too funny! ? Inconsistencies between languages have provided me more laughs than almost anything else in all my time abroad!